No. These all sound totally normal outside of context.....

  • I think we can take care of a bunch of accountants with foam swords.
  • I'll interrogate the cat.
  • So we're looking for some insect rabbit hybrid? How do we kill it?
  • I was gonna say you look like you've seen a ghost, but you'd probably be stoked.
  • Listen to Moose, Squirrel.
  • So what, you dropped your peanut butter in her chocolate?
  • I guess standing too close to exploding Dick sends your ass straight to Purgatory.
  • What makes Dick so hard to beat?
  • This looks like a sex torture dungeon. Is this a sex torture dungeon?
  • I can't live in the desert. I'm applying to Princeton.
  • Did you know that a cat's penis is sharply barbed along it's shaft? I know for a fact the females were not consulted about that.
  • Pretend he has boobs.
  • You look like you got attacked by some PCP crazed strippers.
  • Remember when Crowley kept going on about hating "Dick?" I thought he was just being general.
  • Don't let Satan change my presets.
  • Well that's great, because without your power, you're basically just a baby in a trench coat.
  • I think she turned me into a Jefferson Starship.
  • You know who whines? Babies.
  • I'll stay here. Hook up with the posse, cause you know me, I'm a posse magnet. I mean I love posse.
  • Sorry you have me confused with that other angel. You know the one in the dirty trench coat who is in love with you.
  • Accidents don't just happen accidentally.
  • Well, alpacas are the greenest animal.
  • You guys really punked me. I'm totally gonna tweet this one.
  • I'm a painted whore.
  • I'm sending Death a damn fruit basket!
  • Best purchase I made since Dick Cheney.
  • Is this what you boys do, sit around watching pornos with angels?
  • It's very complex. If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she has done something wrong.
  • Did you service Oberon, King of the Fairies?
  • If the old man's Kermit, whose hand's up his ass?
  • I think we can rule Moses out as a suspect.
  • We can't actually drop it off at an orphanage. They might get upset when it turns Asian.
  • It actually means, "You, um, breed with the mouth of a goat." It's funnier in Enochian.
  • Benjamin Button me back into burger shape.
  • Dude, you just got whaled on by Paris Hilton.
  • I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.
  • That fabric softener teddy bear? Oh, I’m gonna hunt that little bitch down.
  • Dude! You're not gonna poke her with a stick!
  • We’re not working for the Mandroid!
  • I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams and they shoot rainbows out of their ass!
  • Always take down your Christmas decorations after New Year's, or you might get filleted by a hooker from God
  • Snow White? I saw that movie. The porn version anyway. There was this wicked Stepmother. Woo, she was wicked.
  • You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.
  • You fudgin' touch me again, I'll fudgin' kill ya!
  • You’ve got to go be gay for that poor dead intern.
  • I'd like to think it's because of my perky nipples.
  • Mom is a babe. I'm going to hell ... again.
  • Zombie-ghost orgy, huh? Well, that's it. I'm torching everybody.
  • On Thursdays, we're teddy bear doctors.
  • You don’t want to go fighting ghosts without any health insurance.
  • Last time you zapped me someplace, I didn't poop for a week.
  • She made us try on her panties. They were pink. And satiny. And you know what? We kind of liked it.
  • I have genital herpes.
  • I would love to have the sex with you.
  • Dude, you punched a cupid.
  • Well, before we go stabbing things into Cooper, we're gonna wanna make damn sure it's him.
  • You mean like a real life Kenny?
  • Memory foam. It remembers me.
  • You gonna take off the dead guy robe?
  • He was my gay thing.
  • Is there such thing as a monster magnet?
  • Dragon Penis.
  • What's a Kardashian?
  • This looks like a sex torture dungeon. Is this a sex torture dungeon?
  • I can't live in the desert. I'm applying to Princeton.
  • Because that god-awful Celine Dion song made me want to smite myself.
  • It appears that Jared and Jensen were seen beating an extra to death.
  • Well, now that I know there's an alpaca outback, I'm definitely coming back.
  • Hey, maybe we'll have a Snooki sighting.
  • I'm sending Death a damn fruit basket!
  • I've decided. I'm going to give Stan my most precious gift.
  • Why shack up with a family? Is it a kinky thing? Do you like to play with your food? Roll over, Lucky. Speak.
  • Everything is in here, I mean everything, from the racist truck to me having sex. I'm full frontal in here, dude.
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